Friday, May 27, 2016

I Want To Be Human Game Review

The product(s) featured in this review were provided free of cost to me by the manufacturer or representing PR agency for the sole purpose of product testing. Opinions expressed are my own and are NOT influenced by monetary compensation. 

Everyone knows the age-old love story, right? Boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy and girl suffer genetic manipulation by evil forces trying to take over the world, leaving the girl as a vampire and the boy as a hat… wait, what? There’s only one thing for it: go on a bloodthirsty rampage of death and destruction in a quest to become human again! 

Packed with platform blasting action, tongue-in-cheek humour and tons of exploding body parts, head out on a journey through hell and back (literally) to change you both back to normal. Unlock abilities you never knew you had, then shoot your way through five worlds of blood-soaked monochrome mayhem and who knows, you might even set a new high score (ahem) along the way… 

  • Blast your way through a violent platforming tale of vampire/hat love, betrayal, and endless destruction, all drenched in pixelated gore! 
  • Go crazy with your trusty shotgun and take the fight to the minions and massive bosses who hold the cure to your kick-ass condition! 
  • Discover a world packed with off-the-wall dark humour and a unique art style from the twisted mind of Sinclair Strange! 
  • Featuring music tracks by electropunk sensation Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence!
This game is for PC and if you want to purchase the game you can do so at the Steam store.


This isn't really what I would usually play but it sounded interesting. Unfortunately, this game wasn't the greatest.  I love that you get to unlock a bunch of achievements but the controls aren't that great. I didn't find this game that entertaining either.  Maybe some of you will like this game but personally, it just didn't do it for me.

I give this game 2 out of 5

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